Friday, April 24, 2009

Movin' On Up

Holy Christ it happened. I GOT A HOME LOAN!!! With the help of my mom, because after all I am 32 and while some would consider a person my age to be an adult (at least the police and IRS certainly seem to) anyone who knows me is aware of the fact that I am incapable of being financially independent from my mother. So no surprise she had to cosign.

I suck with a capital BLOW.

Think of me when contemplating having kids. BAD idea.

I am really the happiest girl in the whole world right now. In a few short months I'll get to give a big ol F-U to the my shit hole apartment complex and the stupid heifer that stomps around over my head day and night. I'm pretty sure my new place is going to look a little something like this:

A little ostentatious I know, but with a whole 100k to spend, can you blame me?

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