Should Have Stayed Home

This is an actual conversation I had with a man I was stupid enough to have drinks with.

Him- "Wait, how old are you?"
Me- "I'm 32"
Him- "I thought you said you were 42?"
Me- "Um NO. Do I look like I'm fucking 42??"
Him- "Uh....er....Uh, I donno."
Me- "I have to go now."


Don't get me wrong, there is not a damn thing wrong with being or looking 42, when you're in your 40's!! But come on, even on my absolute worst, hungover, slept 2 hours, still wearing last nights makeup, days I don't look a day over 37. The kicker, he's 13 years older than me. Maybe he's senile, yes?

On the bright side my girlfriends found this HI-larious. I, on the not so bright side, I am still pissed.

Seriously. Pissed.